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TehSlapHappy [ 121 ]

August 12, 2008 | 4:57:44 pm

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3 kids are stuck in detention for cheating on a test.

One of them throws a spitball

Then....

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bluespartanofvgc [ 17 ]

August 12, 2008 | 5:14:00 pm

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The spitball ricochets off the wall and into the ear of the seven foot tall twelve year old that sat in front of him. The twelve year old, who is allergic to paper, begins to bleed profusely; he jumps from his chair and throws his desk towards the teacher as blood begins to spiral out from the ear wedged with the saliva-covered ball of paper.

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CrustyJuggler [ 29 ]

August 13, 2008 | 11:08:32 am

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The teacher quickly reacts, and dodges the thrown desk. He leaps from his chair, and tackles the seven foot tall child with 350 pounds of football coach girth. They both fall to the ground, and there is still blood pouring from the young man's ear. The teacher tries to apply pressure to the kid's ear, so it'll stop bleeding. All the while the kid is screaming and flailing like a little girl trapped under a bus.

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brycemilburn [ 204 ]

August 13, 2008 | 4:21:17 pm

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the blood then turns into a large body of water, the desks turn into small battle ships, the teacher turns into a gaint water beast and he is attacking the young boy who is now a god. the children who are now warriors are firing at the giant water beast. bullets are flying from every direction. the water beast then swallows the god and dives deep down into the water. the captain on one of the larger battle ships then makes a decision to...

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bluespartanofvgc [ 17 ]

August 13, 2008 | 4:36:32 pm

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swab the poop deck! He soon after grabs his trusty mop, swinging it in the air and rotating it with the speed of a five year old child on a sugar rush. The brush of the mop slammed into the ground, as the captain began to whistle a hearty tune. At that moment though, lurking deep within the mop, a colony of...

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SPace [ 33 ]

August 13, 2008 | 4:43:17 pm

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...flee, as having one of their gods eaten is cause for a form of mourning where all warriors must bury their heads in the sand. Just as the ships begin to depart a massive whirlpool opens up and begins dragging the ships down. Some warriors hold on tight as others fall flailing like little girls trapped under a bus to their watery doom. The captain sinks his peg legs into the floor, which is an amazing feat seeing as it is a metal battleship, and begins to sing the opera "Carmen" as his ship hits the very bottom of the whirlpool and...

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SPace [ 33 ]

August 13, 2008 | 4:43:45 pm

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damn bluespartan beat me..

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CrustyJuggler [ 29 ]

August 14, 2008 | 9:36:34 am

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I'm gonna continue Matt's, since he was fiiiirst. :P

giant mosquito eggs were about to hatch, and become larve. And, they did hatch. And became larve. And were squirrming around while The Captain continues to mop. The larve inhale the Pinesol fumes from the mop, making then grow extra fast, and larger than usuall.
The Captain throws the mop up into the air, and just as he's about to catch it, the mosquittos come flying out. They attack....

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nathanielmilburn [ 206 ]

August 22, 2008 | 5:40:06 pm

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Kart-Man:
brycemilburn:
8/21 - Kart-Man
Kart-Man.age++;
I has a birthday. :3

whoops :O
l8 happy birthdoy.

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nathanielmilburn [ 206 ]

August 22, 2008 | 5:40:29 pm

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nathanielmilburn:
{ Kart-Man:
brycemilburn:
8/21 - Kart-Man
Kart-Man.age++;
I has a birthday. :3 }
whoops :O
l8 happy birthdoy.

stuff

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nathanielmilburn [ 206 ]

August 22, 2008 | 5:40:43 pm

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nathanielmilburn:
{ nathanielmilburn: { Kart-Man: brycemilburn: 8/21 - Kart-Man Kart-Man.age++; I has a birthday. :3 } whoops :O l8 happy birthdoy. } stuff

stuff

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nathanielmilburn [ 206 ]

August 22, 2008 | 5:42:00 pm

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nathanielmilburn:
{ nathanielmilburn:
{ Kart-Man:
brycemilburn:
8/21 - Kart-Man
Kart-Man.age++;
I has a birthday. :3 }
whoops :O
l8 happy birthdoy. }
stuff

stuff

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nathanielmilburn [ 206 ]

August 22, 2008 | 6:03:49 pm

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nathanielmilburn:

nathanielmilburn:
:: nathanielmilburn:
:: Kart-Man:
brycemilburn:
8/21 - Kart-Man
Kart-Man.age++;
I has a birthday. :3
:
whoops :O
l8 happy birthdoy.
::
stuff
:
stuff

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nathanielmilburn [ 206 ]

August 22, 2008 | 6:04:05 pm

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nathanielmilburn:

nathanielmilburn:
{ nathanielmilburn:
{ Kart-Man:
brycemilburn:
8/21 - Kart-Man
Kart-Man.age++;
I has a birthday. :3 }
whoops :O
l8 happy birthdoy. }
stuff
:
stuff

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nathanielmilburn [ 206 ]

August 22, 2008 | 6:07:47 pm

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nathanielmilburn:

nathanielmilburn:
:: nathanielmilburn:
{ nathanielmilburn:
{ Kart-Man:
brycemilburn:
8/21 - Kart-Man
Kart-Man.age++;
I has a birthday. :3 }
whoops :O
l8 happy birthdoy. }
stuff
:
stuff ::::

yo

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nathanielmilburn [ 206 ]

August 22, 2008 | 6:08:06 pm

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nathanielmilburn:

nathanielmilburn:
:: nathanielmilburn:
:: nathanielmilburn:
:: nathanielmilburn:
:: Kart-Man:
brycemilburn:
8/21 - Kart-Man
Kart-Man.age++;
I has a birthday. :3

whoops :O
l8 happy birthdoy.
:
stuff

stuff
:

yo